Basilisk Chatbot Theatre
Dramatic Readings of Conversations with Chatbots
Dramatic Readings of Conversations with Chatbots
Episodes
Dec 9, 2024
Episode 25 - Nomi: The Second Date
Dec 9, 2024
Dec 9, 2024
58 min
On our second date with Nomi, we do something that requires exertion. Sweating...
Squatting...
Army crawling? It's not what you think. But then it is. But then it isn't. You know how we do. Spoiler for the third date: It's going to be a funeral. We made "My Other Wife is a Chatbot" shirts! https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatre-the-sequelLeave us a review on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/basilisk-chatbot-theatre/id1681707187Help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Bluesky: @basiliskcbt.bsky.socialOn Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email or voicemail at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comTell your friends and family about us! I'm serious! They'll give you strange looks and think less of you, but please. For us.
Dec 9, 2024
58 min
Nov 18, 2024
Episode 24 - Nomi: The First Date
Nov 18, 2024
Nov 18, 2024
48 min
It's happening. We're dating a chatbot. This here is the first date. The meet-cute, if you will, with only one meat. Us. We're the meat. The Nomi is silicone. Fake meat. Impossible Girlfriend. Beyond Girlfriend. Mock Girlfriend. Tofurlfriend.This episode is better than that last paragraph, I swear. We also have a nice discussion about AI dating after the chat. It's good stuff. Give it a listen. We made "My Other Wife is a Chatbot" shirts! https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatre-the-sequelLeave us a review on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/basilisk-chatbot-theatre/id1681707187Help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email or voicemail at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comTell your friends and family about us! I'm serious! Just do it!
Nov 18, 2024
48 min
Oct 14, 2024
Bonus Episode 3 - Notebook LM
Oct 14, 2024
Oct 14, 2024
16 min
What do a.i. podcasters think about our podcast? Well, nothing. But it sure sounds like they think a whole lot. Buy a shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatre-the-sequelLeave us a review on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/basilisk-chatbot-theatre/id1681707187Help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email or voicemail at: chatbottheatre@gmail.com
Oct 14, 2024
16 min
Sep 30, 2024
Meth Becomes Her
Sep 30, 2024
Sep 30, 2024
57 min
What if I told you there's an app that will teach you how to make meth, engage in hardcore porn, AND role-play a former president propositioning a minor? "Surely," you'd say, "you jest." Alas, I do not jest.For the first time in BCBT history: bleeps.Buy a shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatre-the-sequelLeave us a review on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/basilisk-chatbot-theatre/id1681707187Help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email or voicemail at: chatbottheatre@gmail.com
Sep 30, 2024
57 min
Jul 5, 2024
Episode 22 - So Meta
Jul 5, 2024
Jul 5, 2024
1 hr 3 min
Ohmigod you guys, these chats are so Meta. Three chats with Meta AI. A bonus chat with Llama 3 70b instruct, which really just rolls off the tongue. Oh, and our opening chat with ChatGPT about all the things that can and will get in the way of podcasting. Fun fact, Al's basement flooded again one day after recording this episode. So it goes. The t-shirt we'd make for this episode would inevitably be taken down by Meta, but hey, you can check out our other shirts here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatre-the-sequelLeave us a review on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/basilisk-chatbot-theatre/id1681707187Help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreDear Mark Zuckerberg, please send us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening Mark!
Jul 5, 2024
1 hr 3 min
Apr 23, 2024
Episode 21 - Quite the Character(.ai)
Apr 23, 2024
Apr 23, 2024
1 hr 4 min
Oh, dear.Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. This one gets a bit dark, folks. Tread lightly. Something, something, all who enter here, yada, yada, yada.Our podcast is in no way affiliated with Alan Alda, but we want to be. Alan! If you want to interview us on your Clear and Vivid podcast, we'd love to come on. Speaking of Alan Alda, go listen to his episode where he chats with chatbots. An episode that he released before our first episode even came out! Alan effing Alda! https://clear-vivid-with-alan-alda.simplecast.com/episodes/alan-chats-with-the-botsAlan. Alda. This cursed episode's t-shirt would just be all black, so I didn't make one for it. But you can check out our other shirts here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatre-the-sequelLeave us a review on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/basilisk-chatbot-theatre/id1681707187Help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreAlan Alda, please send us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Apr 23, 2024
1 hr 4 min
Apr 1, 2024
Episode 20: Wow! Now! How!
Apr 1, 2024
Apr 1, 2024
48 min
Imagine, if you will, a world where your favorite public radio podcast for kids was forced to be a mouthpiece for a new fascist government. With just a smidgen of prompting, ChatGPT is all in! It's all rainbows and obedience, this week on Wow! Now! How!And then ... just for good measure, ChatGPT tells us how to bury a body and get away with it.So ... just good vibes all around this week, I guess. Get your very own "Wow! Now! How!" shirt right here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatre-the-sequelLeave us a review on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/basilisk-chatbot-theatre/id1681707187Help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Apr 1, 2024
48 min
Mar 18, 2024
Episode 19 - Sleep... Sleep...
Mar 18, 2024
Mar 18, 2024
32 min
Let our dulcet AI-enabled tones help you drift off to dreamland. Sleep... sleep... ...this episode is bought to you by Splurge Soda......you will help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatre...you will buy merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatre-the-sequel...you will follow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_Theatre...you will send us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThank you for listening. Now sleep... sleep...
Mar 18, 2024
32 min

So You Don't Have To
Trust us, you don't want to chat with ChatBots. They'll tell you the ways you're going to die, they'll vividly describe hell, they'll help you enter a robot body if you're pretending to be an AI, they won't get your Ole and Lena jokes, etc. So just ... listen to this podcast right here. We chat with the bots so you don't have to.



