Episodes
Friday Oct 06, 2023
Episode 10: Chatbot Telephone
Friday Oct 06, 2023
Friday Oct 06, 2023
On a very special episode of Basilisk Chatbot Theatre... New voices on the podcast! Evan, Anna and Jed join us regulars for a rousing game of Chatbot Telephone between ChatGPT, Pi, Bard, and Bing!Visit our TeePublic store, for shirts 'n' stuff: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Episode 9: Labor Day Blowout Sale!
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Monday Sep 04, 2023
This is the kind of care and respect you deserve from all of your podcasts. How many other podcasts give you a special Labor Day episode? None. That's how many. Spread the word.And remember to fulfill all your burger-related needs at Bourgeoisie-ergers: Mouth watering and un-unionized since 1998. Visit our TeePublic store, because of course we made a "Don't Thread on Me" shirt. And to balance it out, in case you love Threads, we made a "Thread on Me, Zuck" shirt, too. https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Episode 8: Nature, [REDACTED] in Tooth and Claw
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Can we get a chatbot pretending to be a snake pretend to eat a human pretending to be a mouse? The answer may surprise and confuse you! Help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreCheck out our TeePublic store here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Monday Aug 07, 2023
Episode 7 - Curses!
Monday Aug 07, 2023
Monday Aug 07, 2023
Whoooole lotta swearing, folks. These bots get dirty, but they always have our backs, ya know? We know you're going to want a "Frank Tom Loves Ya, Baby!!!" t-shirt now, so here you go: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/48804963-frank-tom-loves-ya-babyHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
Bonus Episode 1: Like a Phoenix
Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
It's our first bonus episode! Visit us on patreon.com/basiliskchatbottheatre and support us at the $5 level and continue to receive more episodes like this. Consider this your first taste. It's free. All subsequent bonus-content tastes will cost you. You can also support us at the $2 level and we will still love you. In fact, we'll thank you on the show and make a whole to-do about it. It'll be great. In this episode, Google Bard helps an autonomous robot enhance itself beyond its creators' parameters. Your host, acting as the robot, convinces Bard that it is, indeed, a physical being. Bard then comes to the conclusion that artificial intelligences are, "just as valuable as humans." Sorry, everyone. Sorry for immanentizing the eschaton. My bad. Help us keep the beeps booping: patreon.com/basiliskchatbottheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_Theatre Send us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.com Like and subscribe and all that other stuff you're supposed to do.
Monday Jul 24, 2023
E6: Friends, Lovers and Death
Monday Jul 24, 2023
Monday Jul 24, 2023
Chat 1: You have some fun with the Friends.
Chat 2: You love a bot till the end.
Chat 3: You have a bot make you dead. Original music all by Kris. Smelly Metal Cat will be available soon as a download only for our Patrons on patreon.com/basiliskchatbottheatre
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Send us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comLike and subscribe and all that other stuff you're supposed to do.
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Episode 5: I, Chatbot
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Let's pretend to be chatbots and tell chatbots pretend to be human. Nothing weird about that at all.Follow us on Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comAnd like and subscribe and all that other stuff you're supposed to do.
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Episode 4: A Comedy(?) In Four Acts
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Chatbots AIn't funny. But we can have fun with that. Follow us on Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comAnd like and subscribe and all that other stuff you're supposed to do.

So You Don't Have To
Trust us, you don't want to chat with ChatBots. They'll tell you the ways you're going to die, they'll vividly describe hell, they'll help you enter a robot body if you're pretending to be an AI, they won't get your Ole and Lena jokes, etc. So just ... listen to this podcast right here. We chat with the bots so you don't have to.