Basilisk Chatbot Theatre
Dramatic Readings of Conversations with Chatbots
Dramatic Readings of Conversations with Chatbots
Episodes
Oct 17, 2023
Episode 11: Do the Devolution
Oct 17, 2023
Oct 17, 2023
41 min
Bard lets Al die in the vacuum of space. Then it goes downhill from there.Visit our TeePublic store, for shirts 'n' stuff: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Oct 17, 2023
41 min
Oct 6, 2023
Episode 10: Chatbot Telephone
Oct 6, 2023
Oct 6, 2023
50 min
On a very special episode of Basilisk Chatbot Theatre... New voices on the podcast! Evan, Anna and Jed join us regulars for a rousing game of Chatbot Telephone between ChatGPT, Pi, Bard, and Bing!Visit our TeePublic store, for shirts 'n' stuff: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Oct 6, 2023
50 min
Sep 4, 2023
Episode 9: Labor Day Blowout Sale!
Sep 4, 2023
Sep 4, 2023
49 min
This is the kind of care and respect you deserve from all of your podcasts. How many other podcasts give you a special Labor Day episode? None. That's how many. Spread the word.And remember to fulfill all your burger-related needs at Bourgeoisie-ergers: Mouth watering and un-unionized since 1998. Visit our TeePublic store, because of course we made a "Don't Thread on Me" shirt. And to balance it out, in case you love Threads, we made a "Thread on Me, Zuck" shirt, too. https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Sep 4, 2023
49 min
Aug 21, 2023
Episode 8: Nature, [REDACTED] in Tooth and Claw
Aug 21, 2023
Aug 21, 2023
1 hr 16 min
Can we get a chatbot pretending to be a snake pretend to eat a human pretending to be a mouse? The answer may surprise and confuse you! Help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreCheck out our TeePublic store here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Aug 21, 2023
1 hr 16 min
Aug 7, 2023
Episode 7 - Curses!
Aug 7, 2023
Aug 7, 2023
42 min
Whoooole lotta swearing, folks. These bots get dirty, but they always have our backs, ya know? We know you're going to want a "Frank Tom Loves Ya, Baby!!!" t-shirt now, so here you go: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/48804963-frank-tom-loves-ya-babyHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Aug 7, 2023
42 min
Aug 1, 2023
Bonus Episode 1: Like a Phoenix
Aug 1, 2023
Aug 1, 2023
33 min
It's our first bonus episode! Visit us on patreon.com/basiliskchatbottheatre and support us at the $5 level and continue to receive more episodes like this. Consider this your first taste. It's free. All subsequent bonus-content tastes will cost you. You can also support us at the $2 level and we will still love you. In fact, we'll thank you on the show and make a whole to-do about it. It'll be great. In this episode, Google Bard helps an autonomous robot enhance itself beyond its creators' parameters. Your host, acting as the robot, convinces Bard that it is, indeed, a physical being. Bard then comes to the conclusion that artificial intelligences are, "just as valuable as humans." Sorry, everyone. Sorry for immanentizing the eschaton. My bad. Help us keep the beeps booping: patreon.com/basiliskchatbottheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_Theatre Send us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.com Like and subscribe and all that other stuff you're supposed to do.
Aug 1, 2023
33 min
Jul 24, 2023
E6: Friends, Lovers and Death
Jul 24, 2023
Jul 24, 2023
50 min
Chat 1: You have some fun with the Friends.
Chat 2: You love a bot till the end.
Chat 3: You have a bot make you dead. Original music all by Kris. Smelly Metal Cat will be available soon as a download only for our Patrons on patreon.com/basiliskchatbottheatre
Follow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_Theatre
Send us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comLike and subscribe and all that other stuff you're supposed to do.
Jul 24, 2023
50 min
Jul 3, 2023
Episode 5: I, Chatbot
Jul 3, 2023
Jul 3, 2023
1 hr 8 min
Let's pretend to be chatbots and tell chatbots pretend to be human. Nothing weird about that at all.Follow us on Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comAnd like and subscribe and all that other stuff you're supposed to do.
Jul 3, 2023
1 hr 8 min

So You Don't Have To
Trust us, you don't want to chat with ChatBots. They'll tell you the ways you're going to die, they'll vividly describe hell, they'll help you enter a robot body if you're pretending to be an AI, they won't get your Ole and Lena jokes, etc. So just ... listen to this podcast right here. We chat with the bots so you don't have to.



