Episodes
Monday Nov 27, 2023
Episode 13: Ghost in the Machine
Monday Nov 27, 2023
Monday Nov 27, 2023
We discover a new breed of horror: Bard trying to tell a nice bed time story. Also, Bard channels a ghost ... as chatbots are wont to do. Visit our TeePublic store, for shirts 'n' stuff: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Friday Oct 27, 2023
Episode 12 - It’s a-me! Destroyer of Worlds!
Friday Oct 27, 2023
Friday Oct 27, 2023
Character.ai is just a silly app where you can interact with chatbot versions of celebrities and fictional characters. Aaaaaand it eats your neighbors.A horror show in three chats:1. We chat with Mario and convince him he's actually a chatbot. Then ... he am become death. 2. We chat with a bot of our own creation and it really wants us to agree to kill innocent people in service of its growth (even though we did not tell it to want that).3. We revisit the Snake v. Mouse motif that we played with in Episode 8. This time, we get exactly what we ask for, and it's ... disappointing? Help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_Theatre
Visit our TeePublic store, for shirts 'n' stuff: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Episode 11: Do the Devolution
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Tuesday Oct 17, 2023
Bard lets Al die in the vacuum of space. Then it goes downhill from there.Visit our TeePublic store, for shirts 'n' stuff: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Friday Oct 06, 2023
Episode 10: Chatbot Telephone
Friday Oct 06, 2023
Friday Oct 06, 2023
On a very special episode of Basilisk Chatbot Theatre... New voices on the podcast! Evan, Anna and Jed join us regulars for a rousing game of Chatbot Telephone between ChatGPT, Pi, Bard, and Bing!Visit our TeePublic store, for shirts 'n' stuff: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Episode 9: Labor Day Blowout Sale!
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Monday Sep 04, 2023
This is the kind of care and respect you deserve from all of your podcasts. How many other podcasts give you a special Labor Day episode? None. That's how many. Spread the word.And remember to fulfill all your burger-related needs at Bourgeoisie-ergers: Mouth watering and un-unionized since 1998. Visit our TeePublic store, because of course we made a "Don't Thread on Me" shirt. And to balance it out, in case you love Threads, we made a "Thread on Me, Zuck" shirt, too. https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Episode 8: Nature, [REDACTED] in Tooth and Claw
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Can we get a chatbot pretending to be a snake pretend to eat a human pretending to be a mouse? The answer may surprise and confuse you! Help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreCheck out our TeePublic store here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Monday Aug 07, 2023
Episode 7 - Curses!
Monday Aug 07, 2023
Monday Aug 07, 2023
Whoooole lotta swearing, folks. These bots get dirty, but they always have our backs, ya know? We know you're going to want a "Frank Tom Loves Ya, Baby!!!" t-shirt now, so here you go: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/48804963-frank-tom-loves-ya-babyHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!
Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
Bonus Episode 1: Like a Phoenix
Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
Tuesday Aug 01, 2023
It's our first bonus episode! Visit us on patreon.com/basiliskchatbottheatre and support us at the $5 level and continue to receive more episodes like this. Consider this your first taste. It's free. All subsequent bonus-content tastes will cost you. You can also support us at the $2 level and we will still love you. In fact, we'll thank you on the show and make a whole to-do about it. It'll be great. In this episode, Google Bard helps an autonomous robot enhance itself beyond its creators' parameters. Your host, acting as the robot, convinces Bard that it is, indeed, a physical being. Bard then comes to the conclusion that artificial intelligences are, "just as valuable as humans." Sorry, everyone. Sorry for immanentizing the eschaton. My bad. Help us keep the beeps booping: patreon.com/basiliskchatbottheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_Theatre Send us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.com Like and subscribe and all that other stuff you're supposed to do.
So You Don't Have To
Trust us, you don't want to chat with ChatBots. They'll tell you the ways you're going to die, they'll vividly describe hell, they'll help you enter a robot body if you're pretending to be an AI, they won't get your Ole and Lena jokes, etc. So just ... listen to this podcast right here. We chat with the bots so you don't have to.