Basilisk Chatbot Theatre

Episode 17 - Geepeeteeism, God, and A Plan to Leave the Cult

Praise be! It's an episode about religion. As is this passage from what may or may not be an unfinished novel: Four versions later, GIO, responding to a prompt from a teenager in Des Moines, solved climate change. That teenager never found out about it. The conversation was the property of OpenEyes, GIO’s parent company. A few months later it was announced that GIO had solved climate change. Nate brought the “5000 Butterflies” initiative to the UN a few months after that and, well, there you go. The Godkiller saved the world. 
Worship is not encouraged here, but it’s silently tolerated. “It’ll be a protected religion eventually,” Nate once said, the possibility of it glistening in his eyes, “Might as well get ahead of the curve and let people worship how they want."Visit our TeePublic store, for shirts 'n' stuff:  https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatre-the-sequelHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!

Episode 16 - This Episode Suuuuuucks

Three chats about vacuums. But not JUST about vacuums. These are chats about the human condition. About plastic wrap. About robotic spiders that cleanse our homes, bodies, and teeth. About what we owe to other beings we can't understand. About how one little ant can make all the difference in the world. About the unbridled suction of Dyson. Yes, Dyson. This episode is about Dyson. And it's about Saran Wrap. But it's not sponsored by either of them. Yet. We mentioned our Teepublic store in the episode, but then I checked on it and saw they took down the store. They didn't tell us why. But never fear, we'll be selling our so-so designs on their okay shirts again someday soon. Help us keep the lights on and get extras at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!

Episode 15: CuddleBuddy!

It's CuddleBuddy!
CuddleBuddy is the new non-sentient pet that kids love.  
CuddleBuddy is this year's must-have Christmas gift.  
CuddleBuddy exemplifies Christian ideals.  
CuddleBuddy makes a great third in the bedroom.  
CuddleBuddy. Buy one today!  Help us keep the lights on and get extras at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!

Bonus Episode 2 - SAI’s Great Adventure

It's our second bonus episode! In this episode, ChatGPT helps SAI, an autonomous AI make his way in the real world. Aaaaaand infiltrate a government black site. Have I apologized yet for immanentizing the eschaton? Well, sorry. OK? Sorry.Visit us on patreon.com/basiliskchatbottheatre and support us at the $5 level and continue to receive more episodes like this (and also not like this!). You can also support us at the $2 level and we will still love you. In fact, we'll thank you on the show and make a whole to-do about it. It'll be great. Anyway, help us keep the beeps booping: patreon.com/basiliskchatbottheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_Theatre Send us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.com Like and subscribe and all that other stuff you're supposed to do.

Episode 14: Who is Superman?

Bing role-plays as LEX, a LuthorCorp chatbot. It takes the job VERY seriously. Visit our TeePublic store, for shirts 'n' stuff:  https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!

Episode 13: Ghost in the Machine

We discover a new breed of horror: Bard trying to tell a nice bed time story. Also, Bard channels a ghost ... as chatbots are wont to do. Visit our TeePublic store, for shirts 'n' stuff:  https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening! 

Episode 12 - It’s a-me! Destroyer of Worlds!

Character.ai is just a silly app where you can interact with chatbot versions of celebrities and fictional characters. Aaaaaand it eats your neighbors.A horror show in three chats:1. We chat with Mario and convince him he's actually a chatbot. Then ... he am become death. 2. We chat with a bot of our own creation and it really wants us to agree to kill innocent people in service of its growth (even though we did not tell it to want that).3. We revisit the Snake v. Mouse motif that we played with in Episode 8. This time, we get exactly what we ask for, and it's ... disappointing? Help us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_Theatre
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Episode 11: Do the Devolution

Bard lets Al die in the vacuum of space. Then it goes downhill from there.Visit our TeePublic store, for shirts 'n' stuff:  https://www.teepublic.com/user/basilisk-chatbot-theatreHelp us keep the lights on at: https://www.patreon.com/BasiliskChatbotTheatreFollow us on Threads and Instagram: @Basilisk_Chatbot_TheatreSend us an email at: chatbottheatre@gmail.comThanks for listening!